Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics to leave clean. People wear the tie with pencils and care planning desks.Real is not clear, the lunch line. If the machine does not sell, not to eat them. The kiosks do not sell quiche.
Real Programmers do not comment their code. If it is difficult to write, it is difficult to understand.
Real Programmers do not draw flowcharts. The cards are illiterate, after all, in the form of documentation. Cavemen has flowcharts, see how good it makes them.
Real Programmers do not play tennis or another sport that you have to change me. Rock climbing is OK, and Real Programmers wear their boots to work when suddenly a mountain spring in the middle of the room.
Real Programmers do not write in BASIC. In reality, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.
Real Programmers do not write specs - users should be lucky to get to all programs, and what you get.
Real Programmers do not write application programs, are scheduled to bare metal. application programming systems for non-programming Feebs.
Real Programmers do not eat quiche. I know in fact, real programmers do not like to spell quiche. They eat Twinkies and Sichuan food.
Real Programmers do not in PL / I write PL / I programmers who can not decide to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers do not write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for those who stress on pipes and cold crystallography. Fortran is for engineers to wear white socks wimp.
Real programs do not use the common text. Otherwise, how can they stop the functions of the work after the call?
Real software engineers do not debug programs, they verify their accuracy. This process does not need to do something on a computer, except perhaps a correction occurs aid package.
Real software engineers do not like the idea of rolling fairways and several kilometers inexplicable fat can not work at all times. You have a great distrust of hardware people want and that systems could virtually all levels. Want personal computer (you know that no more of something and kill your DFA transit center), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their audit accuracy of aid packages.
Real users are afraid to break the machine - but they are never afraid to break your face.
Real users find that combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
RealUsers hate Real Programmers .
Real Programmers do not hate real users. Real Programmers do not as effective user is completely irrelevant.
Real users know your home phone.
Real users never know what they want, but they always know if the program offers.
Real users do not use the Help button.
The Law of advanced programming languages: to allow programmers to write in English, and you can not find programmers to write in English.
Real Programmers do not comment their code. If it is difficult to write, it is difficult to understand.
Real Programmers do not draw flowcharts. The cards are illiterate, after all, in the form of documentation. Cavemen has flowcharts, see how good it makes them.
Real Programmers do not play tennis or another sport that you have to change me. Rock climbing is OK, and Real Programmers wear their boots to work when suddenly a mountain spring in the middle of the room.
Real Programmers do not write in BASIC. In reality, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty.
Real Programmers do not write specs - users should be lucky to get to all programs, and what you get.
Real Programmers do not write application programs, are scheduled to bare metal. application programming systems for non-programming Feebs.
Real Programmers do not eat quiche. I know in fact, real programmers do not like to spell quiche. They eat Twinkies and Sichuan food.
Real Programmers do not in PL / I write PL / I programmers who can not decide to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers do not write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for those who stress on pipes and cold crystallography. Fortran is for engineers to wear white socks wimp.
Real programs do not use the common text. Otherwise, how can they stop the functions of the work after the call?
Real software engineers do not debug programs, they verify their accuracy. This process does not need to do something on a computer, except perhaps a correction occurs aid package.
Real software engineers do not like the idea of rolling fairways and several kilometers inexplicable fat can not work at all times. You have a great distrust of hardware people want and that systems could virtually all levels. Want personal computer (you know that no more of something and kill your DFA transit center), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their audit accuracy of aid packages.
Real users are afraid to break the machine - but they are never afraid to break your face.
Real users find that combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.
RealUsers hate Real Programmers .
Real Programmers do not hate real users. Real Programmers do not as effective user is completely irrelevant.
Real users know your home phone.
Real users never know what they want, but they always know if the program offers.
Real users do not use the Help button.
The Law of advanced programming languages: to allow programmers to write in English, and you can not find programmers to write in English.
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